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Best Dr. Seuss parodies?

topic posted Mon, April 11, 2005 - 1:12 PM by  Eamon
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I find it amusing when people write in Dr. Seuss style rhymes. For some reason the lyrics to "Without Me", by Eminem feel like a Dr. Seuss rhyme, especially the lines:

"Testing "Attention Please"
Feel the tension soon as someone mentions me
Here's my 10 cents my 2 cents is free
A nuisance, who sent, you sent for me?"

"www.crazylyrics.net/lyrics-2...tml"
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Eamon
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  • XCELLENT!

    Tue, April 12, 2005 - 1:40 AM
    LOL- that is a good one "WHATEVER"!!!! :)


    I like this one:

    One Fish, Two Fish.
    Red State, Blue State.

    (see the pic in the album of the book!!!)

    Another funny one to me is....

    "Dr.Seuss On Sex"

    Have you done it on a boat?
    Have you done it with a goat?

    Have you done it in a bed?
    Have you done it with the dead?

    Have you done it in the ass?
    Have you done it, high on grass?

    Have you done it in the car?
    Have you simply gone too far?

    Have you done it on the beach?
    Have you done it with the teach?

    Have you done it on your back?
    Have you done it strapped to a rack?

    Have you done it in a box?
    Have you done it with a fox?

    Have you done it in a tree?
    Have you done it with more than three?

    Have you done it in the rain?
    Have you done it for the pain?

    Have you done it 'tween the tits?
    Have you done it wearing mitts?

    Have you done it packed in rubber?
    Have you done it undercover?

    Have you done it on a perch?
    Have you done it in a church?

    Have you done it with a virgin?
    Have you done it with a sturgeon?

    Have you done it with ropes and chains?
    Have you done it while insane?

    Have you done it on the stage?
    Have you done it underage?

    Have you done it with all your friends?
    Have you done it in both ends?

    Have you done it with your dog?
    Have you done it on a log?

    Have you done it under clamps?
    Have you done it with the lamps?

    Have you done it without style?
    Have you done it up a mile?

    Have you done it for all to see?
    Have you ever had VD?

    Have you done it on Mother's couch?
    Have you done it in your mouth?

    Have you done it while on tape?
    Have you done it out of shape?

    Have you done it on live TV?
    Have you done it whilst you pee?

    Have you done it in the gym?
    Have you done it on a whim?

    Have you done it on a dare?
    Do you really think we care?

    Answer these and count your "no"s,
    pray this number never grows.
    Fifty questions we asked thee,
    score times two is thy Purity.


    The OJ Simpson one is funny too!!!

    check out this site for LOTS of great Seuss Parodies!!
    www.seuss.org/seuss/seuss.parody.html
    • Re: XCELLENT!

      Sun, April 24, 2005 - 11:34 AM
      dr. seuss on sex. brilliant.

      i declared Dr. Seuss the grandfather of hip-hop while out this weekend. no one could argue otherwise.
  • Re: Best Dr. Seuss parodies?

    Tue, April 12, 2005 - 6:51 AM
    There was a parody of Green Eggs and Ham that I read a couple years ago in a Reader's Digest. It went something like:

    I do not like powdered eggs and spam
    I do not like them Uncle Sam.

    I do not like the in the rain
    I do not like them with Hussein

    I do not like them in Iraq
    I do not like them in attack

    But that's all I can really remember of it, and I tried doing a search, but nothing came up. :/
    • We do not like them Uncle Sam

      Thu, April 14, 2005 - 10:28 AM
      Hey B- is it this one??


      We do not like them Uncle Sam.

      While we look for that Saddam
      "Eat them" Eat them" says Uncle Sam.
      Eat them here and eat them there,
      you will eat them everywhere!
      You will eat them in Iraq.
      You will eat them while you attack.
      "Eat those MREs" said he.
      But we don't like 'em, can't you see?

      We will not eat them here or there,
      we will not eat them anywhere.
      We will not eat them in Iraq.
      We will not eat them while we attack.
      Their smell is bad, their look is worse.
      MREs are a soldier's curse!
      We do not like them Uncle Sam.
      We'd rather eat green eggs and ham. 

      Open up and take a bite,
      your mouth will quiver in delight.
      With happiness you soon will sigh.
      Could you, would you, will you try?
      MREs are yummy treats!
      Better then the finest sweets.
      Brave Soldiers eat them, one and all.
      It makes them strong so they stand tall.
      Eat them here and eat them there.
      You will eat them everywhere!
      You will eat them in Iraq.
      You will eat them while you attack.
      Eat them. Eat them. Eat them now!
      Or off you'll go to the hoosegow.

      We said it once. We said it twice.
      We really tried to say it nice.
      We won't eat what we don't like.
      Don't bother us, go take a hike!
      Get it through your skull so thick--
      the sight of them - it makes us sick!
      We will not eat them here or there.
      We will not eat them anywhere.
      We will not eat them in Iraq.
      We will not eat them while we attack.
      We know we’ve said this once before.
      We're sure you think we're quite the bore.
      But we can’t stand 'em - understand?
      We don't like them, Uncle Sam!  

      You will eat them in the mosque.
      You will sit and eat them on a rock.
      You will eat them from the box,
      You will eat them with a fox.
      You will them eat in the rain,
      Don't make me tell you this again!
      You will eat them on the border,
      I'm Uncle Sam and that's an order!
      They are delicious; I do not lie,
      Now will you, will you, will you try?
      Eat them! Eat them! You must! You will!
      Eat them now with your uncle bill!  

      We will not eat them, not with Bill,
      Now that would make us very ill!
      Should you serve them with a fox
      or inside a cardboard box,
      We'd burn the box, all flaming red
      And eat the roasted fox instead.  
      Its hard enough to be deployed
      but these MREs make us annoyed.
      We will not eat them here or there.
      We will not eat them anywhere.
      Not in Iraq, not while we attack.
      Not in a mosque, not on a rock
      Not in the rain. Not with Hussien.
      We do not like them Uncle Sam.
      We'd rather eat green eggs and ham.

      Pardon please, may we be dismissed?
      We should go, we're getting pissed!
      You see, we would rather eat the wrap.
      The stuff inside, it tastes like crap.
      Who makes this stuff? We'd like to smack 'em.
      Point 'em out and we'll attack 'em!
      Let them eat it three times a day.
      We don't like them, that's what we say!
      We do not like them Uncle Sam.
      We'd rather eat green eggs and ham.  





      Disclaimer

      If we happen to offend,
      our mistake we will mend.
      This is all we ask of you,
      Please be nice and do not sue!
      "Green Eggs And Ham" we did not write,
      we're not due a copyright.
      That belongs to Dr. Suess,
      so any profits we refuse.
      Now that we have had our say,
      we hope you all have a nice day.
  • Re: Best Dr. Seuss parodies?

    Thu, May 5, 2005 - 8:33 AM
    It wasn't really a parody, but Jesse Jackson's reading of Green Eggs and Ham on Saturday Night Live was briliant.

    If you never heard it, give it a listen. He reads in his Baptist Preacher voice.
    • Re: Best Dr. Seuss parodies?

      Wed, June 8, 2005 - 4:09 PM
      Yeah, I loved Jesse Jackson's reading of "Green Eggs and Ham." It was definitely classic. Maybe he should do a whole CD of readings. Even a DVD in the "Masterpiece Theater" kind of setting...

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